yo momma is so fat.. well you get the rest.
that's sad.. who was feeding her.. they should be punished,, this has wrong all over it!!!

nothing against fat people, but this was a product of modern darwinism

No offense taken.

But your head is so slender!

It's the vertical stripes I'm wearing.

Once my son left a piece of pizza on the couch and it melted into the surface.
Imagine 500 lbs. of that.
Calling your name.
Crying out, 'Feed Me!'

Did I ever mention my mother-in-law moved in with us for two years?

She was shitting and pissing and having all of her monthly vag bleeds on that sofa for 6 solid years.....FUCKING GROSS!

Not six solid years. They were six very squishy smelly gooey years.

horrible and sad