George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh could offend Michael Moore.

I can have fun with this one all day!

I got one, its like totally awesome :

LIke, these Middle Eastern dudes, who couldn't even come close to passing their pilots exam, hijacked 4 planes with box cutters, Defeated NORAD, and managed to fly their planes, albeit no air traffic guidance, not only into the two WTC buildings, but also in the Pentagon. All of which was coordinated by a man in a cave in Afghanistan. Also these hijackers were soo badass, that 4 of them survived and went to GWB's house for chess and poetry

!Totally!

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews, Ann Coulter, and white men could conquer Iraqis.

That's right bitces, Ann Coulter in Iraq!

Hey mG, according to whatreallyhappened.com, up to 7 of the hijackers are still alive.

Oh yeah and they didn't capture Zarqawi as Fark believed yesterday, just a guy who looks like him. At least this way it doesn't look like Bush was holding out until the DNC ended.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that the Christian Coalition, SUV owners, Rush Limbaugh, Republicans, and gun owners could steal from Iraqis.

FUKIN SUV Owners! (Although, I did notice a hefty tax break for owning one on the NYS income form...did I miss something??)

LBP: Clicky