a love that dare not burp its name

haha

it's Bart for sure, if you recall, he did spend time with Michael Jackson

Lost interest in the Simpsons a long time ago, good thing Futurama is on its way back!!

Millhouse?

Ned Flanders!

too christian

Reverand Lovejoy. Perfect.

'Reverend'.

Moe the bartender...all that pent-up rage from being in the closet all of his life.

Professor Zoidberg?

(Wait wrong show)
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Professor Frink?

I'm betting Moe, too. They kinda dropped hints when he got elected as the best bartender on TV or whatever.

But it would be funny if it was Flanders.

Why are you GUYS thinking it is a male character that is going to be ousted from the gay closet? How about either of Marge's 'oh so lovely' sister's? However, I am betting on the Scotsman school janitor. There was always something wrong about him mowing the school lawn 'free balling it” in a kilt.

it's smithers.. or is he already out?

Mineralgod,, I hope futurama returns. and I hope it will not be fouled up because of baseball season. late running games fucked up that show every sunday.

either smithers, millhouse, or lenny.

Moe's been with a woman; he isn't gay, just ugly. I've never seen Barney even talk about women, except to give Homer advice, so maybe it's him, but then who would the writers have him marry? Smithers is already about as out of the closet as he can get on a cartoon (unless you count Robert Smigel's 'Ambigiously Gay Duo'). My money's on Lenny and Carl. They've been inseparable for years. But who knows? It's probably Nelson Muntz. Ha Ha!

Dumbskull: He's Scottish! We can wear kilts all we want!