Dude, these disco whores sure are yucky. I literally count about *5* who aren't ugly and/or dirtbags. This chick wins my vote for stupidest-looking chick ever -- third from left. What, did someone mate with a fuking dinosaur and then pamper it all its young, stupid life? Remind me never to go to Denmark for sex.
You know those things that are just so terrible, that instead of turning away as quickly as possible, you just have to keep staring at them? Like a dying opposum who's belly is bursting open, spilling out an endless mass of maggots? Or a flacid vagina covered in axel grease, being infiltrated by thorned green wyrm? No?
Yeah, she's a very good candidate for congenital birth deformities. The sad part? Because she's blond and shiny and knows how to push her tits up, she's a "hottie" in certain circles. Polyester-shirt club circles, but still.
Really though. Everytime I look at that mouth on her stomach, I'm afraid it is about to emit some horrible noise, piercing my eardrums whilst simultaneously flsuhing my bowels.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
