Anybody that rough with their doll doesn't deserve a real girl.

Anybody that willing to buy a doll probably can't GET a real girl.

Anybody willing to repair or even touch somebody's severly used doll deserves to get their fingers sticky. And infected.

I think that by hooking up with a used and abused real doll means taking on lots of baggage. I mean, God know's what she's been through-she's having genital and butt surgery, repairing bit-off nipples and stuff. Jesus only knows what's been put in her varous orifaces.

Not the kind of relationship I would want to start.

It would be like adopting a dog from the pound that had been slapped around alot, turn your back on it for 1 minute then BAM!!, 60 stiches and 4 percocet later youre repeating the same story to yet another police officer, like seriously who needs THAT kind of hassle.

I gotta quit drinkin in the afternoon.

I'm thinking that in the midst of some drunken stunt-fuking, having a bunch of two-inch metal staples in close proximity to your man meat = teh bad idea. Pop a staple and you're fux0r'd for life...