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| | | | | | I can't think about Star Wars without thinking about how much better of a movie 2001:A Space Odyssey is. Even though they aren't similar movies at all. | | | |
| |  | | | | | I can't think about star wars without thinking of how amazingly they FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT. | | | |
| | | | | | | | I can't think about star wars without thinking about how much I wish I had a light saber, that shit would be cool. | | | |
| | | | | | | I want one of those little dudes from the desert with black robes and red eyes to come do the dishes and shit. My kids are all grown, and I don't have anyone that I'm bigger than to boss around anymore. Except my dog, but we're equals. | | | |
| | | | | | | | I wanna have my very own Death Star. Then it would be like 'Fuck you Ohio and you dick head state police.' | | | |
| | | | | | | | Yee Haa! it fits in Texas.
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Three of 'em. Two boys, 25 & 22, and a daughter, 20. I had an older daughter, but she was killed in a car wreck on the Winter Solstice in 1999. She was 25 then.
Don't worry, I'm fixed now.... | | | |
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Sorry, to swing back to topic - I can't think about Star Wars without thinking about how much LUCAS fucked it up and how the cadre of sycophants surrounding him did nothing but feed his deranged ego rather than going, "Midochlorians!? Brother George, give me the fucking crack pipe now. Now, you go sit on down in the corner and rest and the rest of us will come up with a new script worthy of the title Star Wars." | | | |
| | | | | | | | Sux0r dude. Sorry to hear it. | | | |
| | | | | | | I agree. When the first films came out in the late 70's, they were so fresh and cool. You couldn't wait for the next. By the third, it was already getting fucked up. (two points for Yoda, though) I suffered through Jar-Jar, but gave up half way through the last one. What happened, George? There was an element of circus pagentry and muppetry to the first few that solely digital characters just don't capture. Each has it's place, but just like you can't replace a Ray Harryhausen (or Willis O'Brien) stop-action claymation with a digital re-make, the interaction between live actor and fantasy player is lacking without a live model. Long live the old ways and quality scripts. May Georgie awaken again. | | | |
| | | | | | | more importanly, is your dotter hot? | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | Yes Star Wars pretty much suxed starting from the point George Lickass introduced the fukking little teddy bear things in Return of Jedi. You can actually see the frame in that movie where George said 'ok, every piece of footage we shoot from here on through 2005 will have something gay in it.'
But I still want a Blockade Runner or maybe a Star Destroyer. Or maybe Leia's skimpy dungeon outfit. Heh heh, just kidding... no, really... | | | |
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