For that much mullah a dude could get a cheap ass computer, an online account and then go to some internet dating service and be a real ho with real females. Unless of course his name is SexNinjaMcgayman and he is a skerdy cat around chicks!
Yeah you would have to be pretty fuckin sad to buy one of those things. Every now and then someone links to a site with a guy showing off his realdoll, and the dude's a total pud, with the mullet and missing teeth and everything.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
