They left out the Dirt God Warrens.

All I gotta do is go to the secret Kentucky entrance pay the Whiskey Dwarves off with Lucky Charms (they're magically delicious) and they'll take me to Ancient and Mysterious Shambala.

I will meet your there with loaves of bread made from dirt. And then we will breaketh the dirt with the other dirt Gods. SHAKA ShamBalA

'You haven't lived until you've tasted a hydroponic tomato and had a little fun on the Holodeck. '

Crack smoker says what? Whiskey Dwarves?

BGoat, I think it's actually the Underpants Gnomes...

I've never seen nor smoked crack. I'm a white boy.

i've seen more crack than i care to remember *shudder*

Hmm. Perhaps that explains What's going on in Hollywood?

'by 2012 we will have moved through the 4th dimension into the 5th, regained our 12 strands of DNA...'

DNA scalar wave antenna!

nono...BeachDude...I put the break at the wrong spot in the HTML. It was meant to look like this:

'You haven't lived until you've tasted a hydroponic tomato and had a little fun on the Holodeck. '

Crack smoker says what?

Whiskey Dwarves? BGoat, I think it's actually the Underpants Gnomes...

You're all right. If you say you guys have Whiskey Dwarves in KY, I'm good with that - I just thought you meant Underpants Gnomes...which is a SouthPark reference.