Dumb bitch, she could have crushed up 5-10 extra strength tylenol tabs and added to every meal and he would have died a slow miserable death of liver failure and no one would be the wiser since he is a a booze bag to begin with... FUCK... now I have to think of a new plan!
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.