:shakes head shamefully:

that just makes us look great, doesn't it?

Just goes to show that dumb people shouldn't smoke pot. They should take drugs to increase their intelligence : like eating monkey brains.

They shouldn't spend all their time with prostitutes in gambling halls. Real Pot Heads don't gamble; They use a Bong, that works every time....

".Okay, now. Put the bongs down. Slowly. Good. Now. Sign your names here...no. Here. Not there. Go slow. There you go."

OK. Can I have those twinkies now?

I'll sign it again for cheese doodles or doritos.

Stoner 1: 'Wut do we do with this paper again?'

Stoner 2: :::Pffft:::: ::::Cough::: 'What?'

Stoner 1: 'You dumb fuck! You just smoked about 2,000 signatures! We can't hand our paperwork in like that!'

Stoner 2: 'You want a hit or what, man?'

Stoner 1: 'Yeah, okay.' ::::Pffft::::

Pass the Dutchie pon the lef' han' side...
[Jesus even loves the dumb ones.]

[No, I'm not a Jesus freak, thanks.]

Dude, where's my pen?

D'oh!