I give this free idea out for anyone. (illustration)kHz getting man raped by 10 rhastafarians. (Tagline) LS where anything old and stale gets taken care of.

when is this due?

I should berate you for not reading the rules, but I won't. July 2, jackass.

oh just for that,, wait I won't do anything.

We have to design a shirt for linkswarm? What is the deal?

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Zack Duchene

NO ZACK. SEE, IT'S A CONTEST. YOU KNOW, VOLUNTARY.

that's the deal.

Zach Duchene loves George Bush.

Zach Duchene cannot read.

Do the math.

Unless you are Zach Duchene and perhaps cannot do math.

Hey, Sack of Douchshit is that one of your baby picutures with your Mom?

WHO WINS !?!!?!?

NOT YOU !?!!?!?
YOU DIDN'T ENTAR !?!!?!?

nah... i want to see something COOL... i would NOT make COOL... and you would all hate my efforts ! so.... LET ME SEE COOL !

You want cool, buddy?



1 COOL UNIT SERVED, LIEUTENANT ASSO!

whoa, sunflower tie man is about to serve up some some teh claw all over the back of sean penn/a bear's head

fastlane your search for boobies is relentless

why dont YOU make a shirt eh?

I dont know how. I have photoshop cs but never learned to use it. Also dont know how to post pics. I do know that I liek teh ladies, just ask my x wives.

who won? There were many good entries. If the the tee w/ the avatars on the back wins I have some requirements:

1. MAKE MY AVATAR WAAAAY LARGER AND MOVE IT TO THE FARTHEST SPOT POSSIBLE, AWAY FROM SLIPPEDHOLE AND DUMBSKLL.

2. BATHE MY AVATAR IN A URINE-LIKE HUE (PERFERABLE THE COLOR OF URINE AFTER A HEAVY NIGHT OF DRINKING AND SEX).

3. DESIGN SHIRT WITH HEAVY- DUTY CUM RESISTANT MATERIAL, SEEING THAT I WILL USE THE T-SHIRT MAINLY FOR 'CUM RAG' WIPING OF COCK AND BALLS.

4. INSTEAD OF ORGANIZNG THE AVATARS IN A COLLAGE ...ASSEMBLE THEM IN A 'BRADEY BUNCH/ HOLLYWOOD SQUARES ' FASION WHERE EACH AVATAR CAN LOOK DOWN AND AROUND TO EACH OTHER AND SMILE AND CRACK JOKES.

thanks for your cooperation,

tantrum

I think RuinedByDesign's t-shirt is plain stupid.

Who the f**k carea bout Corey Matthews? Who si Corey Matthews? Why should he be the face of LinkSwarm/Megarad?

Wake up, peoples! Your votes matter!

Its from Boy Meets World dipshit. It's a joke. And the picture is not cory matthews, its AC Slater from Saved by the Bell (did you not have a childhood or something?).. its funny. for that matter on your same point... why should pinhead, or a kitten be the face of linkswarm? Those arent funny at all to me, but Im sure its funny to someone else. There are enough crap designs in the contest to choke a camel. If you go with design... ruinedbydesigns is the best. And if you get the joke... it's even better. Just putting the linkswarm logo centered on a shirt is not the greatest design... and they could've thought that one up themselves.

'Why should pinhead, or a kitten be the face of linkswarm?'

Good question, I don't see a reason for this either.

And no, incomprehensible inside jokes will not get people to visit linkswarm.com, which is kinda the point of the t-shirt.

Something witty + something pretty might. Some weird shit should work too, but it has to be within grasp of the traget demographic.

Capiche?

And no, incomprehensible inside jokes will not get people to visit linkswarm.com, which is kinda the point of the t-shirt.

That's not really the point of the shirt. It's not a bad goal, but when was the last time you saw a dude in a shirt and got close enough to read the URL and then went right home and visited it?

Here at LinkSwarm, we are all about incomprehensible injokes. What better way to show solidarity?

here here! Compromise your art for the unwashed masses!

(well in this case most of us just have no artistic talent)

Vas,

Not if the site's URL is plastered in big letters over a nice set of boobs.

I bet _that_ would get people to click on it!

Vas,

Not if the site's URL is plastered in big letters over a nice set of boobs.

I bet _that_ would get people to click on it!

Big type is OUT man, catch up on your design trends. You don't want linkswarm to look like tards do you? I wouldn't wear a shirt with big type, its stupid and poor design.

Vas,

Not if the site's URL is plastered in big letters over a nice set of boobs.

I bet _that_ would get people to click on it!

Tshirts are so OUT. Where's my fucking linkswarm cashmere blouse?

lunke, who the fuck are you and why should we care?

obviously you've been around long enough to see we're ultra trendy (just kidding). plz die. k, thx.

Hey, lunke.

I like candy. Do you like candy? I bet you do, because only communist web designers don't like candy. They like cock.

Mundhra: lunke, who the fuck are you and why should we care?

Yes, please.

HAY

DOUBLE POST

he answers in the results comments but apparently cannot comprehend his opinion doesn't fucking matter to us.

WTF...? Newbies that stilll have the LS smegma on their upper lips talking all bull shit about Tshirts. I do not recall seing any of thier contributions into the big tshirt pile.

ahhh, boys, boys, boys. Getting all worked up over a Tshirt contest is gonna make you all tired for your D&D tourney tonight. BTW to recap... I the fuck am: CD in Dayton, OH. Perhaps I was a little harsh on you fellas. I mean, when my stuff used to suck, I'd get mad at critics too.

Nice 'tude, 'bro.'

BZZZT!

RONG ANSWER.

we aren't 'designers'.
we never claimed to be.
you're just a jackass who hasn't submitted a shirt.

I love you guys, this is your friend Steve, I'm just fuckin' with ya, god you guys are always so easy to piss off.

Please submit YOUR winning design ok thanks
We are all waiting to be 'wowed' by your ultra mega savy design skills... so rock out kind sir!

I know a Steve. You, sir, are no Steve.

stevie baby.

BITCH, YOU BETTER GIMME MY MONEY.

jesus, this fight match=GHEY....heres my criticism on everything....take my 2 cents...

CHACHACHI-design is simple and clean, but if i seen somebody wearing it i wouldn't even look at it because it's uninteresting...

drcube-god, type is gigantic, i wouldn't be caught wearing a shirt with type that big, say hi to the 80's for me...idea is there, but it's just blah, and a low res image is blah also

ddy-theres an idea! but it's just thrown up onto the shirt, you can find design within confusion, you just have to search for it, i like the idea..one of my favorites...

fl_projekt-pass

gothmog-sorta funny, once again, very large..doesn't do it for me though...

lilbabypissmouth-confusing, and not interesting

lefen-good idea, just not executed well...could of been one of teh best if done well!

McGoatcheese- a very predictable and bland phrase, but the idea is there, so congrats on that..once again, gigantic images...

mundrha-funny pic, very very boring.

ruinedbydesign-in my own opinion, it's the best designed t-shirt, you may not like the idea of what i did, or it just goes over your head, if you know what the idea is you'll laugh, because it's funny...but it's not hitting a very broad audience, and i know that, i just did it because i was bored at work and thought what the hell....so hopefully something funny to me, is funny to you, if not, i understand....so stop bitching about it!

sachesenpaule- could be good if it was alot smaller

vasudeva-pretty good...could have been executed better...

something you did while you were bored at work but got a proxy list to use to vote for it right?

Didn't have time to make a shirt, to busy getting paid for my design. So here's my though, a shirt with gigantic type saying something witty like, You've been Ow3ed!, and a cool low-res image perfectly centered. Then the back will have the linkswarm logo pulled from the site, becasue I was too lazy and have no concept of high and low res. Nah, I'll pass. Besides, Im done messing wiht you guys, you have no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Im goin back to the SA forums where people understand, you know, jokes. You've heard those right, there those things where you can get under people's skin to try to piss them off because you were bored and thought the T designs sucked. I think there's a book on it somewhere. Peace bitches, Im out.

actually no, i think some people actually like it....

ok ok, ill take that back........ you and the 12 other people your work with
'cmon man just goto this site and vote for me, click on the link on the top of the main page and then just look for my AIM sn..........i'm gonna win i'm gonna win!'

what's the deal, why is it so hard to get the idea of people liking my shirt into your head?..... i didn't use that scheme you're talking about either...but it's something YOU may want to consider...

Steve: Besides, Im done messing wiht you guys, you have no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Im goin back to the SA forums where people understand, you know, jokes. You've heard those right, there those things where you can get under people's skin to try to piss them off because you were bored and thought the T designs sucked. I think there's a book on it somewhere. Peace bitches, Im out.

Jokes? Or are you backpedaling after waving your special wand of magic graphics around and getting called out for being a cunt? I know jokes, but I don't see any jokes here. I see you defending your buddy RuinedByDesign, who you work with, assuming your story concerning your employment is true.

We don't know any fuking Steve. On the other hand, I appreciate your attempt to defuse the shitstorm you called upon yourself but then probably didn't enjoy.

I'm all for criticism -- that's what the whole voting idea was about -- but don't come in here like a 900-pound gorilla talking about your fuking degree, you feckless pansy. And don't pretend you don't know the guy you're backing up, either. You're both coming from the same IP. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you're not the same person simply using multiple accounts.

For the record, RBD: I guess no one made this clear, but I never felt most of those designs were final product. They're mockups. So, yes, the blue background on mine is for shit. I used the photoshop paintbucket to dump something that was close to navy blue, and tossed it up.

Unfortunately, I didn't ask anyone to save their originals, so...

liking what?.... this horse shit?

it's a simple, clean, good looking design that i could see people wearing, it doesn't scream linkswarm, obviously, but it was just an idea i threw up onto the computer.....and i would assume somebody calling my stuff horse shit could be able to back it up...and my assumption is wrong, you try to back it up with something that looks like a microsoft word abortion, and it just doesn't work......and by the way, that's not a shirt we're voting on anwways, so it doesn't matter

you're right about the designs not being final product, i realize i'm not posting this at a design website...99% of the people posting stuff don't even know what design is...so i shouldn't have made quality crits...even though the crits were true

liking what?.... this horse shit?

Weather or not this was your choosen submission, its still you work. Come to think of it I've seen this somewhere before. I've seen this same desgign on a tshirt except where it says linkswarm on yours, it said sketchers. And I'm sorry if your a little confused why noone else here has that little 'thing' for Corey Matthews quite like you do. I don't quite know what the deal is but noone here really gives a shit about it anyway. Like VAS said, this whole site thrives on inside jokes and insults, just not your own personal little inside jokes.

ofcourse I vote for myself, but If I was going to pay money for one of these shirts which I am here's my favorite.

#2 gothmog 'koko the gorilla'

# 3 LBP 'rainbows daddy'

# 4 fl project ' link= bee'

lunke: I am a Creative Director at a popular firm in Dayton, OH.

lunke: Didn't have time to make a shirt, to busy getting paid for my design.

Wow, Steve. I'd like to know just who this popular firm is that not only pays their interns, but gives them 'Creative Director' status. That's pretty l33t.



I guess you're too busy 'getting paid' to do a t-shirt design, but you're not too busy to keep up with the porn traffic on Something Awful, eh?

fl, if nobody gives a shit, then shut the fuck up, jesus christ, you're dragging things out longer than the fucking holocaust..

No ..the holocaust was longer and much more enjoyable....and kudos to u, ruinedbydesign...your soda tastes like the tears you cried for Mommy's pussy.

oh snap.

My favorite, was one of FL_ProjeKt's only NOT the one that made the final cut... :(
so I picked Chia for NUMBAR 1!! then Cube with Pinhead & prostate luv *gag*,
and finally, FL_Projekt with Jeffy (I've never really liked that puss..he's not hardcore enough)... PS. ruined: your Daddy's pussy is BULLSHITE

everyone against me, haha, theres no point to argue anymore...i'm outnumbered...all that matters is that i know is that my shirt is teh l33t nllm >< mlln

I'm on your side ruinedbydesign. Fuck corey matthews indeed!

Thanks LBP... Vas if this guy is a 'Creative Director' then that would make alot of people here 'Overlords of the Intarweb'

Just for the record, my vote goes to ddy.

And ruinedbydesign, you said 'l33t' for fuks sake, in earnest, have you learned anything from my (forgive me Dumbskull) fapfapfapfapfap spanking in the forums.

Now bend over and take you medicine!

Yo, the pr0n is top notch, I'll always make time for it. Thanks for researching me. DDHP baby, bong! You guys really need to figure out when you're just being fucked with. Of course Im not a CD. I just got my degree in like June, what the fuck do I know? But your responses were far too funny to just 'end it.' Good range war though, I enjoyed it. We should do it again sometime.

Correction: DDPH, damn dyslexia.. damn spell check as well.

I believe you mean DPPH, no?

lunke... you know... the whole damn world is a joke. But damn it man... *I* want to be a creative director, and it hurts me that you would try to make fun of us by just throwing that title around like its funny. What if my mom was a whore? How about my dad selling crack to little Jimmy and finger-raping his dog? What would God's green Earth come to then huh? Is that something to laugh about? Do you think that people actually want to have cancer and/or spend their time making linkswarm Tshirts? God damn it... who knows?!!?! All I know for certain is that I want to see the finished product here, and I am sure that people like Wilt Chamberlin or the girl from Father of the Bride, you know.. with Steve Martin.. okokokok.. i know.. i know.. its a dumb movie.. but.. you can admit that it had it moments... like when the father and daughter play basketball together in the end. I think and wonder if Steve was ever turned on by her during the making of that film.. cause.. she was pretty hot.. and you know, they are not actually related. So, you would figure that Steve would've been into the idea of some sort of role playing father daugher sweat session. Anyway, what I am trying to say is that where there is drug abuse and hate, there is hope. Hope... hope hope hope.

tapanga lawrence is hot

Goth... correct.. if you will notice my 'stupid newbie' avatar... it is quite accurate.. you figure w/ the traffic I put in that forum I'd know that damn name. kHz.... you are so right... so right... ...tear. RBD... yes, but she got a little chubby there at the end. But I'm down with the round.

Instead of jumping into the midst of the brawl I'm just going to say which designs I liked and why and then let the rest of you clowns fight over it.

1. I liked ddy's avatar concept. It wasn't neat or fancy and could use a little cleaning up but it did have most of the regulars and it seems appropriate for our little corner of the asylum.

2. Metatron's 'Why be part of the heard' design has a clear message. It might work a little better with a different front picture. But maybe not.

3. Chachachia' s Ganesh (elephant god) was cool. He was the only one who used the quote from Vasudeva's mom that means so much to us all.

4. I liked FL-Projekt's 'Feeding on your soul' design for the front of a shirt. I think it would really work well with ddy's avatar montage on the back

5. FLP also did a nice job with the Little Red Monkey design. There might be copyright problems with it though.

6. Gothmog's Koko shirt was pretty funny. Nice Layout too.

7. I kinda liked LilBabyPissmouth's Rainbow Juggler but it was just a little too busy and hard to read.

8. natedogmiller's 'Exploring the far corners of the web' design was OK but I think it would make a better bumper sticker than a shirt.

Most of the other designs were pretty good too. Any way, these are the ones I like best. Strictly my opinion.

You may now resume bitch slapping eachother

ruinedbydesign
'99% of the people posting stuff don't even know what design is'

Right, so tell us whats tehsign is.

i won't tell you what design is, because it's self interpreted. but most of the shirts don't have any design to them. they're just pictures and words slapped on a shirt....not that it makes a bad shirt, i just like more of a designed shirt than a shirt that took to time to make...but that's just me...

thank you Az for at least AKNOWLEDGING that i submitted something

and now that i think about it... yeah maybe my submissions would be better on a sticker

so hows about it vas? :D

ac slater is funny making fun of boy meets world is funny the fact that those to kids are getting married is funny and you are all lesbians i hate you

WELL SHUCKS.

Ninja, you fucking lesbian.

Wait a minute, I think that's an oxymoron.

haha, you're a lesbian! Stupid lesbian!

I eat pussy. There's no shame in that.

Natedog: a sticker might be good.

'If you can't get lucky, at least get sticky...'

The Ex

yeah i know its not a sticker contest but its just an idea.... i know i wouldnt have any problem slappin on a couple of those around town

@ vasudeva

Zack Duchene is a SPAMMING dumbass