Vas just tried this on me:
me> hello?
operator> Hello Goatse, this is your mother.
Hello?
me> hello
operator> I'm going to need you to ship me the pineapple case, and a pair of socks, it's very cold here. Love Mom
me(knowing vasudeva thought she actually said shit) I'm sorry but have a good day
note: this was all before i really knew the nature of this service.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.