Legal or not, you're never going to sleep with either of them. Just let it go, people.

Yeah, but at least now, they can get offers to pose nude, and hopefully, they'll accept those offers.

They look weird.

Like little apes escaped from the ape-human hybrid plant and are on the loose and going credit-card-crazy in downtown NYC. Bring your camera -- it's going to get zany!

http://chellesicle.ytmnd.com/

No.

haha

momad had it right the first time...just continue to fantasize about girls you'll never sleep with, only this time you won't think of yourself a pedophile...

HA HA HA HA

They're like those little dogs that are so overbred all they can do is shake and piss.

All you'd have to do is buy them a couple of drinks, and talk about the things that interest them for a couple of hours. Make them feel like their interests are the most facsinating things you've ever heard, and don't talk about yourself, except when making light, self-effacing jokes.

I've employed that formula dozens of times, and it's rarely failed. Of course, I've never banged a celebrity, but given time and opportunity, it could work. Theoretically, anyway.

Olsen twins interests:
Ben Affleck
Buying outfits for their twin dogs
Throwing ice cream on people's heads

I find them far too reminiscient of those Troll dolls that were all the rage with little girls when I was in 2nd grade