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Those aren't funny. Thet're just sad and dumb

Not one of those fucking stories has proper punctuation, spelling or grammar. It's a shame that young people these days are completely devoid of intelligence, considering how much bigger their titties are lately.

Ok I have my own date story:

'ok so i was like todully makin out with this 1 chick and then she like fully pulled off her shirt and her tiddeez were hangin out and then like my mom came in and took off her shirt and then my dad stuck his dick my girl's face and then my girl kissed my dad's asshole and then my mom gave birth to my new brother on top of my girlfriend, and then my girlfriend took off her panties and she had a cock, so she banged my mom and now my mom's pregnant, so i dumped my mom and my girlfriend's my dad now.'

You must be from Tennessee.

I've heard that story before.

God, I'm glad I'm not single!

That's my version of The Aristocrats.. :)

There are other sites on the net with great dating war stories such as the internet dating nightmares of adults. Most of these stories sound as if they were written by grade schoolers.

most of my dates are with grade schoolers.

it must be nice to for you to be able to be able to follow conversations

i gotta start checking before hitting that goddam button

go fuck go fuck yourself

Lollerskates.

Hey Tvaren.....TADA!!!1