Why does nekkid pix of Reagan's trampy offspring get like way more reads than nasty alien-looking goo from someone's axehole? I don't get it...

Sex sells, mang; feces doesn't. Unless it's fecal sex.

fasting for 5 days is good for you.

been there done that

it was helpful. i dreamed of hamburgers. i however didn't get any of those sessy black gooey thingz slipping out of my chute. i feel cheated.

Mucoid Plaque. It's a beautiful thing!

I searched Google for 'mucoid plaque' AND 'm.d.' OR 'md'. 168 results. I have concluded that the only md's validating the existance of mucoid plaque are those hawking 'cleansing kits', at about $90 a pop. One woman, calling herself a Certified Colon Therapist, claims to have extracted 120 of mucoid plaque from one person...before trying to sell me a kit and an instructional CD. Ewww, no thanks...I'll indulge my fecopheliac cravings elsewhere.

Dr. Edward Thuman, a practicing pathologist and Adjunct Assistant Professor of Pathology at the University of Texas School of Medicine spake: 'This concept is promoted and used by some advocates of 'detoxification' and 'intestinal cleasning.' I have seen several thousand intestinal biopsies and have never seen any 'mucoid plaque.' This is a complete fabrication with no anatomic basis. The small and large intestines normally secrete mucus for lubrication, but it does not form into any type of 'plaque.''

Mucoid Plaque=own3d

That 120 above is feet (40 meters for the Cannucks). I apologize for any confusion.

Proofreading Errors=own3d

Clavis:

How do you know that the above mentioned sources aren't a hawking their 'evidence' to put the visionary colon cleanser people out of business?

Even worse, how do you know there isn't a vast right-wing conspiracy to keep people stuffed full of mucoid plaque?

Think about it...

haha

A possibility I had read (too lazy to look up link now), was that a property of the herb(s) taken is that they form a sort of cast of the intestines, hence the intestiney-looking 'plaque' that results.

A quick search showed that 'Bentonite' seems to be what makes it look like that. While it may or may not be cleaning your colon, that ropey shit doesn't naturally reside in anyone.

It's sort of sad really. Even though it never really existed I feel as if I've lost something.

Mucoid Paoque will live on in our hearts if not our gutz.