Hollywood Is Calling!
Pay money to have 'has beens' and some that never were int he first place, call you oor your friends on the phone

by Dumbskull 1167 Reads
on Mon Jun 07 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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metatronMon Jun 07
 
cool idea but, WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CELEBS? maybe i'm too young to know who any of them are. now, if i could get snoop dogg to call my lil' bro and wish him a happy birthday - that would be cool.
 
 
DumbskullMon Jun 07
 
Nah Meta some of them are OLD SKOOL from the 80's and even before that. Damn that is what people are reduced to after getting 15 minutes of fame?
 
 
metatronMon Jun 07
 
comon. not even hasselhoff?! mr. t? shit...
 
 
azron123Tue Jun 08
 
Most of these people weren't even famous when they were famous.
 
 
BeachGoatTue Jun 08
 
I saw Erin Grey a couple of weeks ago at a dinner thing. She was one drunk, horney leg humper. She sloshed around the room rubbin' up on the men. Smelled like expensive perfume and cheap pussy.
 
 
gotonerosTue Jun 08
 
Horshack Rules!
 
 
eharmonicTue Jun 08
 
Why isn't Orenthal James SImpson on the list? William Hung?
 
 


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