I'm a drunk, but way too blind to drive. I last drove in '91. Oddly enough, I did get a DUI that day. But I never hit anyone or thing. Bet Barch would hit on this chick though...

I saw this on the news over the weekend, it is very sad, she was hit by a drunk driver. The asshole who did this is her should be set on fire, I think that would be equal and just punishment for his crime. Pussy time in jail does not even begin to come close to paying his debt.

She's the one the face transplant article mentioned. She's famous. Or Something.

I'd like to thank you meta for posting this. It actually cheered me up and made me feel a lot better about my own problems. That's right, it's always about ME ME ME ME ME!

This is a chick? I thought it was some sort of sock-style monkeydog.