You know.. if some woman tried to enforce this on any man (sorry hobo), I think that the world should begin to weep for itself. God damn, I can only imagine what type of ruthless woman it would take to actually use this. I suppose that is why God invented the art of "Lying to your spouse."

It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission.

And when in doubt, Mr. J. Daniels will always be there for you no matter what. I dont think any woman or man could ever make that promise.

It is, in fact, better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. Which sounds like, but isn't, a paraphrasing of the following even Truer Truth: it's better to rock out single than put up with some bitch who you've got to check with before enjoying life.

Bitches of Planet Earth: Sorry. I have spoken.

Amen Brother Vasudeva! Praise to all our single brothers!