BeachGoatWed May 26
 
I am of direct line from Harald Bluetooth, Sven Forkbeard, & Harald Haraldson (who fell in 1066 in the battle of Hastings). Kerry's just some shirt-tail relative.
 
 
Sero2ninWed May 26
 
umm they were all assholes too
 
 
Sero2ninWed May 26
 
they have birthmarks in their buttholes
 
 
DumbskullWed May 26
 
My ancestral line consists of many booze bags from Ireland. Most of which were drunkards and thieves who changed their last names when their feet his US soil. The maternal great grandmothers were Native American, all of which combined genetically entails me with the ability to drink like a royal bitch.
 
 
SexNinjaWed May 26
 
I, for one, am SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you.
 
 
centWed May 26
 



You'd think he could afford to get his fucking teeth whitened.
 
 
centWed May 26
 
I mean, do a Jack Nicholoson - 'King' Harold comparison.
 
 
tvarenWed May 26
 
Maybe this is what Kerry meant by 'foreign leaders' supporting him.
 
 


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