Chortle

Score one for the fat dude with the beans and cheese on his face.

That was a pretty good punch, too. I like how deliberately he slips his backpack off and then just knocks the shit out of the guy. Very nice.

It seems I was the target many times in school, but I was undersized. However, I had a good working knowledge of explosives and boobytraps, and was known for setting up lockers....
An M-80 in a jar of mayonnase is quite effective at close range.

Beach, Today you would be labeled a terrorist and thrown under the jail to await the firing squad for your knowledge and genius.

When the Oklahoma thing happened, I quit making homade fireworks. I used to make the most beautiful James Bond fireball type things and set them off out on a barge in the Bay hidden in the fog. I never hurt a thing, I just liked a good light show. After OKC, everything got serious and anyone who can make anything is suspect. I've been too scared to make a sparkler since. Buy them in Wyoming. Or on the Indian reservation from that three fingered guy with one eye.

Always nice to find another chemist. I was a thermite/flash powder man myself. It's amazing the amount of chaos you can create with a hand full of thermite. Napalm though is always nice for special occasions. and nobody fucks with you ever if you let it be known that you have a block of c4 in your back pocket.