You know, the whole part about skinny women being too concerned about their looks to enjoy sex has been all but true in all the situations I have been in (including ex girlfriends). My new girlfriend is of average figure and is very comfortable with herself (read: body) which has lead to us having an absolutely great sex life.

I'm not saying all skinny girls are crazy but it's a damn large percentage.

I'm so happy to hear your sex life is going well!!!1

Please send pictures!!!1!

haha, werd.

I'm skinny and damn proud of it. fat asses can suck it. go take a walk around the block and get some exercise.
of course dudes with cottage-cheese ass girlfriends are not gonna stray- they're probably nuttin to look at either and know they can't do any better.
i'm a skinny little bitch, i know.

I have yet to find a woman that can withstand the site of my Gold. Once they see it, they start talking about being a queen and such, nah byotch! I'm just an earth God.........they don't understand.

Well, of course. Fatties sit on their husbands, preventing them from leaving.

This gold you speak of sounds like a powerful substance capable of many things. Please explain further.

Well I invite them to my humble mineral cave, which just happens to be full of precious minerals: Gold, Silver, Platinum, Tungsten, Copper. And they just all turn into Gold Diggers and forget to luv the god in me.

Hah, survey never said anything about what the guys looked like. Maybe this struck a nerve with you ms. matic? Happened before? Survey says you're gonna end up on the curb with a condom hanging out of your ass wondering what happened. Just another notch on the bedpost.

aaaahahahahaaaa... you might like to see that.
chances are, you never will.
seems like my comment struck a nerve with you, don't get mad cause you can't get pretty girls.

pretty girls taste the best. ms. matic... you sound DELICIOUS ! if you were fat and ugly.. i probably wouldn't be your friend. Fat and ugly people have NO RIGHT to be happy. NONE... their smiles are to be replaced with frowns and they vagina's stitched shut.

caulk would work too

Chastity belts made of lower minerals. Bitches will take my seed and maketh more gold. Godshamgod!

now you have made me sad ms. matic. :( I dun know what to do.

Go fuck your psychotic girlfriend.

Hell yeah. That works for me almost every time. I tend to regret it later though.

The fact is that most guys prefer curvey women over skinny women. The whole skinny mystique is a myth that women perpetuate on themselves.

True dat! Curves are great, as long as they are in the correct places.

I've dated (read...fucked) women of all different shapes, sizes and weights. Fellas, am I the only one who always found that skinnny little bitches have big-ass barndoor pussies? I mean my shit ain't a foot long or nuthin, but it's fat. I don't think I ever fucked a skinny girl with a pussy that wasn't built for a Mack truck. Give me a big girl with a bubble butt anyday.

this just made me love butter even more

Sometimes I wonder what women / females / girls would do if there was an alternative male species on the planet. So you've got Male, Female, Male[2].....? I don't even know what I'm talking about here.

Don't let that stop you.