½ tsp butter or cheap shit margarine
3 eggs beaten like a badass
Diced shit… whatever is in the fridge; cheeses, onions, mushrooms, ham, peppers,
Eggs into hot skillet, then the diced shit… then flip on one side. Top with more cheese to ensure his cholesterol stays HIGH.
Feeds one hungry ball and chain
Total cost, less than 1.00
Who the fuck would spend a Grand on an omelet?

Your husband, if it meant he'd never again have to consume your horrible cooking. :)

HA-HA!

dumbskull you got dissed playa!

Mmmhhh....my mouth is watering at the sound of that $1000 omelet. Im gonna have to steal something nice to pay for it though.

Lobster sounds great, but too many eggs from too many species.