You know what it sounds like when a tapeworm, like, a 30 foot tapeworm crawls out of your ass and rears its ugly head? It sounds like this (guitar screeching). This is dedicated to the little boy who lives in my bowels...it's called, Mr. Tapeworm!!!! (Props to the Meat Men)
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