OOOH Wow...ten days in jail....I bet that's gonna deter him from doing that again...

I'd buy that guy a beer just to smash it over his head.

The passing years have not been kind to poor old Glen.

That's how I'm going to look when I'm 40, right before I die.

There'll be more grease on mah face, though...

Nah, Your prostate will get you way before then.

No, I figure if I can time it just right, I should be able to jack off enough so I die right when I'm 40.

Sounds like you got it all worked out then.

How often do you have to beat off to insure that you'll die at 40?

Well, let's see.

I have one variable of x, which is masturbation, an unknown, and 40. I shall now-

GAHGAGAGghgkd7109ut! YA-HOOOO! FUCK IT! FINALS ARE OVAR! W00T!

Figure it out your own damn self.

That's what I thought, then I hit 40, Then 50...

So how old are you then?

The old people are comming Mud. You can't stop us because we have more experience in treachery.

Well then how old are you???

Somewhere between BeachGoat and DumbSkull

HI, OLD PEOPLE.

I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPS SO YOUR DECAYED EYES CAN READ IT PROPERLY.

HI, OLD PEOPLE.
I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPS SO YOUR DECAYED EYES CAN READ IT PROPERLY.

This is probably much better for them... yeah, well that doesn't help much, seeing as that I don't know either of thier ages.

well that didn't work correctly...does the font size tag not work here???

SURE.

I just used the 'big' tag. Maybe you didn't enter it right.

haha. fuck. i wonder where he bought that awesome shirt.

Somewhere between JC Penney's and Escher.

Mud: HI, OLD PEOPLE.
I'M TYPING THIS IN CAPS SO YOUR DECAYED EYES CAN READ IT PROPERLY.

This is probably much better for them... yeah, well that doesn't help much, seeing as that I don't know either of thier ages.



Yeah you do. You just have to remember things they've posted in the past week or so.

Hint: Dumbskull gave you an 8 year span for the year she was born and then narrowed it down for you.