Welcome to Texas, dikwads.

I had no idea there was a nude beach in Texas...are there any other nude beaches in the states?

Lots of em. But we try not to let the canadites know where.

especially the fat ones right???

Nah. I was just fuckin with ya. There are dozens of nude beaches but they usually aren't that easy to find. There are a couple of nudist websites that list them.

One trip to a nude beach will help you remember that clothing exists because most people are ugly when they are naked.

The nudist beaches are often occupided by the over 40's who should never be seen in public without clothing!

Yeah. Definitely the fat ones.

For sure...You'd never catch me on a nude beach, even if someone tried to pay me...so don't worry about that.

I did the nude sun bathing once about a zillion (20)years ago and NOT on a public beach... OMFG, my white ass and boobs were so fucking sunburned... NEVER AGAIN!

38 middle-aged bald men and 3 hairy pot-bellied post-menonposal devorced baby makers. And 58 college kids on the cliff above trying to see. If that's your gig, try Pirate's Cove, near Avile Beach, south of San Luis Obispo, California. It's actually not a bad nudie beach, just a few miles from a university and pack with young and supple in the summer. I'm old. I don't go anymore. It's not 1971 anymore.