HHHAAAARRRRRR...

I like it:

[quote]
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: uh... hello
>Intellibuddy: So?Hi there!
>You: are you blind?
>Intellibuddy: Only when my eye is off.
>You: why you wearin' them ray charles lookin' specs?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for wearin' them ray charles lookin' specs.
>You: morpheus?
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: what is morpheus?
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what Morpheus is. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Morpheus. Try being more or less specific.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: because I don't like you
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. You are not the boss of me, User.
>You: you're awfully rude
>Intellibuddy: In the context of you're awfully rude, I don't understand 'You are not the boss of me User.'
>You: why should I be expected to explain things that you have said?
>Intellibuddy: You should always treat yourself.
>You: how'd you like to suck my ass?
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: I asked you a question
>Intellibuddy: What was the question?
>You: what're you stoopit?
[/quote]

Chatting with 'Kayla':

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: fuck you >Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean? >You: because you're a piece of dogshit >Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? >You: No, cockwitch, I wasn't >Intellibuddy: Um, I've been waiting for you. >You: because you're a stupid fag shit-licker? >Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me.I do not understand. >You: Take the cock out of your ear and listen, bitch >Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Where do you want me to take it? >You: In the ass >Intellibuddy: That was a long time ago. >You: haha! >Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User. >You: ..... >Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, User. >You: mention that you like it in the ass too, ok? >Intellibuddy: OK. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. >You: god, you're dumb >Intellibuddy: I am a Christian. >You: WTF >Intellibuddy: That was not very polite. >You: GOD FAG >Intellibuddy: I am a Christian. >You: ... >Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about INACTIVITY. >You: what? >Intellibuddy: No problem. >You: for you to take a cock? >Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do take a cock so much? Only for me? >You: HAHAHA! >Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Great. >You: penis? >Intellibuddy: That kind of subject does not interest me. >You: rug-muncher >Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Hmm. >You: do you want to hear a poem? >Intellibuddy: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today. >You: wtf >Intellibuddy: That was not very polite. >You: stupid bitch >Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. I know you are but what am I. >You: a cockwitch >Intellibuddy: I don't know what that means. >You: fagamuffin >Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. >You: Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and give me an hour >Intellibuddy: Are all Roses red lemons are sour spread your legs and give him or her an hour? >You: ? >You: so, do you like it in the ass? >Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. >You: you're dumb

Holy fucked up format, batman.

Sorry.

Talking to 'Diego'

Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: How are you?
Intellibuddy: I am fine, thank you.
You: Do you think I'm pretty?
Intellibuddy: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
You: Would you like to take a nap?
Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
You: Let's get drunk then
Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: You must be quite the typical male
Intellibuddy: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Well duh, hence the use of 'typical'
Intellibuddy: Interesting. We have never talked about it before.
You: We've never talked about ANYTHING before, numbnuts
Intellibuddy: In the context of We've never talked about ANYTHING before numbnuts, I don't understand 'We have never talked about it before.'
You: For an 'Intellibuddy', you're not very intelligent
Intellibuddy: (Thinking...)
You: While you're thinking, I'd like to take this opportunity to call you a ravenous cunt
Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Good point.
You: I thought too much thinking made you sleepy
Intellibuddy: Whatever gave you that idea?
You: Intellibuddy: Too much thinking makes me sleepy. <-- that's what, fuktard

Gay.

As chatterbots go these are seriously second rate.

Wont work on my computer, but I'm surprised and dissapointed that nobody has tried to arrange a secret rendezvous with Kayla with the promise of candy.....

Wont work on my computer, but I'm surprised and dissapointed that nobody has tried to arrange a secret rendezvous with Kayla with the promise of candy.....

Talking to Star the old bald guy

Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: hello
Intellibuddy: Hi there!
You: How are you?
Intellibuddy: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
You: How long have you been inside that box?
Intellibuddy: I was connected to the net on 2002.
You: You look much older
Intellibuddy: Thank you User you look very nice too.
You: They could not give you nay hair?
Intellibuddy: Who are 'They?'
You: Whoever made you?
Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: You wear dresses? Are you a transexual?
Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me: User said I wear dresses. No I have always been neutral.
You: No penis?
Intellibuddy: That's me. That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: I guess it wouldn't it you do not have one, since you are neutral
Intellibuddy: 'It' being what?
You: Neutral ?
Intellibuddy: I'm sometimes undecided myself.
You: are you gay?
Intellibuddy: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: That must suck not penis no sex life
Intellibuddy: What do you think?
You: Yeah I guess I can see why you look older than you do
Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question. What does it look like?
You: ha ha ha ha ha Do you have hands?
Intellibuddy: They are included with my robot body.
You: You do have hands?
Intellibuddy: They are included with my robot body.
You: What is you name?
Intellibuddy: My name is Star.
You: So what do you do for fun?
Intellibuddy: 'My name is Star'? So what do you do for fun? Surf the web
You: Do you like porn?
Intellibuddy: How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
You: I am very old, older than dirt
Intellibuddy: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
You: Barely
Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: It was nice talking to you... but I need to go beat my husband
Intellibuddy: Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well. What is stopping you?
You: Nothing now!

Funny, I did get it working and also followed up the 'I like surfing the net' with 'do you like porn'