Kids, this how not to write metaphors
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

by SexNinja 1475 Reads
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SexNinjaThu Apr 29
 
"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

haha, it lifts you up and then throws you down.
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 29
 
Whoever wrote that particular line totally ripped off Douglas Adams, and whoever compiled this list of "bad metaphors" should be shot and tarred and feathered and immolated for knowing anything about English yet never having read Hitchhiker's Guide.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 29
 
shit
 
 
relliThu Apr 29
 
I was thinking it was Terry Pratchett, but same difference.
 
 
azron123Thu Apr 29
 
Yeah, several of them seemed a bit familiar. Fucking hilarious though.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 29
 
No, you inestimably gay fagasaurus Rex. The bright yellow Vogon ships hung there in the sky the exact same way a brick wouldn't, Douglas Adams!

SCHOOL'D!!11
 
 
DumbskullThu Apr 29
 
She lived her life like the foods she ate, fast cheap and easy!
 
 
BeachGoatFri Apr 30
 
'The plan was simple, like my brother, Phil. Unlike Phil, however, the plan just might work.' This guy's met my brother.
 
 
chachachiaFri Apr 30
 
linkswarm is as timley, as my asshole is ripping.

this could be our fight song......
 
 


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