That bitch needs to wipe that silly ass smile off her face and stop acting like she is happy that there is a doll in her ass and beat feet to a mental heath clinic and get some drugs and treatment!
After having twice attended and coached with a real childbirth I feel like I need to tell you guys that this ain't it.
In a real birth the woman doesn't smile because she's much to busy screaming and cursing the father (me). It sounds like this...SCREAM...YOU DID THIS TO ME...SCREAM..GRUNT...YOU BASTARD...SCREAM...SHIT!..FUCK..SCREAM...I"M GOING TO KILL YOU...SCREAM..GROAN..SCREAM...FUCKSHITASSHOLE...SCREAM..I HATE YOU... (repeat for 10 hours)
And they say childbirth is a beautiful event. They say that about lovemaking too, even when it's "GUH UNF GRR TAKE IT BITCH THAT'S RIGHT UNG GAH UNF UNF". Therefore, "they" are full of crap.
I remember the moment of my son's birth. The cheese and blood was thick. Her twat was stretched like a shower cap. The doctor grabbed the little bastard like a rotten tooth and yanked him free. All the happy wonders spilled out after like a box of old lasagne. Lovely. I got a vasectomy the next week.
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