Women look best once a month
I LOVE MEN!! I'm not bitter or angry or anything!

by Dumbskull 1961 Reads
on Mon Apr 26 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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BeachGoatMon Apr 26
 
Squats to pee; that's for me!
 
 
bloodybowelsMon Apr 26
 
I changed Dumbskull's description to be an asshole. It originally stated something different. I'm happy now.
 
 
SexNinjaMon Apr 26
 
bloody3'd!
 
 
DumbskullMon Apr 26
 
The original description said... Men look best with a hatchet buried in their heads once a month or something like that! Now I must get back to this fucking paper on the political leadership of Swat Pathans.....which is all about asshole men and their quests for power!
 
 
bloodybowelsMon Apr 26
 
Im sure it all makes more semce now. Seriously though you need to get together with IHateRegistering. You guys would be funny fuk monkeys.
 
 
azron123Mon Apr 26
 
Jesus BB! They'd kill eachother. And probably devastate a couple city blocks in the process.
 
 
SexNinjaMon Apr 26
 
haha, TROO.
 
 
MOMADMon Apr 26
 
I guess this is like when a female ape's ass gets red when she's fertile so the male thinks that hot and bangs her, then the male's ass gets red when azron bangs it, etc....

:)

Take note, fellas: when you meet a hot chick at a bar, and the next week you take her out for dinner and she looks a lot better than the week before, wait until the 2nd date to hit that. Maybe this explains why ugly people seem to reproduce a lot. You can't tell when she's fertile because she's just always ugly!

I never meant to reach that conclusion, but there it is.
 
 
DumbskullMon Apr 26
 
Hot chick in the bar? Beer goggles and they left before the ugly lights came on!

 
 
mineralGodMon Apr 26
 
Its kinda like when I see a MAD honey flexin' some ore, then its like AHHH YEAH!
 
 
MOMADTue Apr 27
 
What?
 
 
assholeTue Apr 27
 
"Other animals have more obvious ways of letting their mates know when they are fertile: for example, female chimps' genital areas swell and turn pink."
 
 
SexNinjaTue Apr 27
 
Mmmm, pink.
 
 


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