why did this idiot leave the NFL and millions of dollars?

To catch a bullet in someone else's war. DUH.

not that I'd volunteer to go to iraq but, he was only giving up playing for the cardinals. it's not like there was a superbowl in his future.

on a related note...
I'm dying to hear the real story behind this one. this is so obviously the jessica lynch of the spring. he probably choked on a mre on paris island and they're making it out like he was carrying seven orphans to safety when he was shot int the back by a sniper. I am so fucking tired of the pentagon spin on every fucking thing.

Me too.

Yeah.

Barch97 dun said it all.

Tyler, I can't decide what was more repulsive to look at. Your cocky avatar or your cocky opinion.

I built that avatar just for FatWillie, too. And tyler had to go ruin it all!!!!111

Teh barch is teh winnar here. This whole thing is just retarded. First of all, look at this guy's neck. Enough said, but I'll continue a little bit more just for some slight, if selfish, posterity.

So 9/11 happens and this dude decides that joining the most hardcore, down-n-dirty, badass element of the american military will better satify his roid rage than playing football. Fair enough, but does that make him "noble" or "a hero"? HELL FUKING NOP. Bad shitass luck that he got ded, whatever way it happened, but just because he drank some powerade and played some football somewhere before he was in the military does not make him any more respectable than any of the other people that have died in "the 'Stan" or Iraq, etc. Teh barch also made another important point - though I'm not totally sure he knows how accurate he is on it - Jessica Lynch is a stupid lying cunt. Trust me, I chose those words for a reason. "Disgrace" would have been a kinder and more general one, but mine are much more fitting. Her ordeal was WAY over-embelished, par for the course with the press, but she didn't do a goddamn thing to discourage it. I'm glad she's out of the Army, because a piece of shit like that is NOT what I want representing my country in a war zone. /end rant, beat chest, eat crab rangoon.

I thought he was a pretty good football player...he did his job without looking for fame and glory. but joining the army...that was a bad move.

it sure does take balls to fight in a way, i'll give any active armed forces person that. But it takes an even larger pair o balls to walk away from 3.6 MILLION DOLLARS to fight in a way.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

and don't get me started on that fucking media whore lisa beamer.

let's roll

to the donut ship, and set sail for happy jelly filling land.

Hey, that man has got some BALLS. Get it?! Hah!

barch97, your first post is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. What are you 12? Believe what you want about the war, politics, and all that shit. The point is he walked away from fame and fortune to risk his life for what HE believed in. That is what is admirable. You are quite simply a douchebag.

oh, and paris island is for the marines not the army you uninformed cockbiter.

inbox: barch97, your first post is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. What are you 12? Believe what you want about the war, politics, and all that shit. The point is he walked away from fame and fortune to risk his life for what HE believed in. That is what is admirable. You are quite simply a douchebag.

"What is admirable" is YOUR concern, and you missed Barch's foray into the bigger picture. Just pointing that out.

P.S. Nice nick.

Someone with your reading comprehension skills should not be pointing out who missed what. Go back read my post, then read his, repeat until you think you've got it. Then post a reply that actually conjugates a sentence.

""What is admirable" is YOUR concern"

Listen fuckstick, I'm going to spell it out for you nice and slow. You don't think it is admirable that someone would leave a life where he was wiping his ass with $20 bills and having big fake titty bitches begging him to suck his cock, to put his life on the line for what he believes? He took the higher, more difficult road. Would you do that? No, because you are not a person of action. You live your life as an observer. And you miss the point by talking about the politics behind what he died for. Okay, is it starting to sink in? Pull your thumb out of your mouth and the other one out of your ass and grow up.

Rong, you talking niger. Let ME break it down for YOU. ("What is admirable", and related issues) are (YOUR concern.)

That is to say, if you want to discuss the most obvious and disposable parts of this event, go ahead, but we're past that now. In fact, I don't think how good a man he is or what a brave and noble action he took was ever up for discussion. You're therefore missing the point of this conversation, crapcock. Try www.realamericanheroes.com or some such crap.

Those of us you can find down at the VFW mumbling through our mustaches probably agree with you -- and also your knee-jerk condemnation of Barch -- but the rest of us are more concerned with the political ramifications of the media's representation of this holy warrior in your adopted battles versus Evil.

You have been schooled. You are welcome. Now, let's not waste any more of my time.

HAHAHAHA.......BLAHAHAHAH.....okay.... whew.....no wait HAHAHAHAH. Most misdirected, pseudo intellectual post. Ever. You sure schooled me, on how not to spell. And the use of the word "us". By the way I love your use of internet verbage (i.e. rong, misspelling nigger, etc.), trying to sound tapped into the "tech scene" but it just sounds like you've never even talked to a girl before. Well other than the one you've constructed paper machete style out of old playboy magazines and fundip wrappers.

Now for my retort. Again read the posts, and then read mine. You don't think the nobility of his actions were up for debate? READ YOUR OWN DRIVEL THAT YOU POSTED! People attacked his motivations and his intelligence. If you cannot concede that fact, then you are irrational and therefore your opinions are suspect. Specify talking points to rebut of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Thus endeth the sermon.

HAHAHAHA.......BLAHAHAHAH.....okay.... whew.....no wait HAHAHAHAH. Most misdirected, pseudo intellectual post. Ever. You sure schooled me, on how not to spell. And the use of the word "us". By the way I love your use of internet verbage (i.e. rong, misspelling nigger, etc.), trying to sound tapped into the "tech scene" but it just sounds like you've never even talked to a girl before. Well other than the one you've constructed paper machete style out of old playboy magazines and fundip wrappers.

Now for my retort. Again read the posts, and then read mine. You don't think the nobility of his actions were up for debate? READ YOUR OWN DRIVEL THAT YOU POSTED! People attacked his motivations and his intelligence. If you cannot concede that fact, then you are irrational and therefore your opinions are suspect. Specify talking points to rebut of SHUT THE FUCK UP! Thus endeth the sermon.

Wow, I'm stunned... I hit the submit button twice ... You got me. I've never seen such a powerful reply to a well laid out argument. Your tactic of misdirection to that fact other than replying to the content of the duplicate posts was masterful.

Wow, I'm stunned... I hit the submit button twice ... You got me. I've never seen such a powerful reply to a well laid out argument. Your tactic of misdirection to that fact other than replying to the content of the duplicate posts was masterful.

well laid out argument?

YOU FAIL IT

You argue like you just got out of Faceless Internet Moron 101 -- all fluff and sneer but no bite. I'm currently mired deep in MySQL statements and thus am lacking the proper inspiration to do you in. Perhaps you could provide me with something substantial?

p.s.



fag

p.s.



fag

;)

I'll temper my reaction to that criticism because I�m not sure what the last sentence means. Did you mean to say, "I FAIL AT IT"?

Inbox:

It's not 'verbage', it's 'verbiage'.

The primary danger of trying to assail someone on the basis of their spelling, rather than the content of their discourse, is that you had better god damn well run a spell checker on your own shit, or you come off looking like a moron.

Hey, we had a guy who we outsourced to code up a simple mysql database and a connection manager in C. He was terminated because he coded for shit. So you'll have to understand that database programming doesn't mean shit to me. In fact it's more of a wanna be programming language, like coldFusion. Way to sound smart.

verbage

/ver'b*j/ A deliberate misspelling and
mispronunciation of verbiage that assimilates it to the word
"garbage". Compare content-free. More pejorative than
"verbiage".

I'm done with you half-wits.

Oh, jesus. You're telling me I'm trying to sound smart after you show off your clumsy little nugget of homosexual lore?

Way to go, chump. What are you, 15? You scored well on some tests and everyone cooed over you and how smart you were, right?

My attention span for you is expiring, robot. Become interesting.

That's funny, Merriam-Webster doesn't have an entry for 'verbage'. I would like to think that they are a respected source of documentation on the english language, much in the Oxford or American Collegiate caliber. Would you care to cite your source?

I'm done with you half-wits.

later dude. hopefully moms will cook you up some mac and cheese. feel better, ok?

queers

Wait, inbox, DON'T GO!!!11 You were just about to post "something-something reading-comprehension something-something you-guys=dumb something-something make-shit-up, back-it-with-pretend-examples something-somethign my-brother-flamed-a-guy-once and I-saw-how-he-did-it", right? For the fourth time, that is?

poor fuckbox