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| | | "Well, I WAS aiming for that vagina shaped-alcove over there, but this car is a fagg0t, so we ended up in this building's butthole." | | | |
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| | | "Damned thing just stepped out in-front of me!" | | | |
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| | | I was like really tired and all I could think about was getting to bed faster. | | | |
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| | | I think you're looking for the Johnsons. They live across the street. | | | |
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| | | I knew you'd escape. They haven't built a circuit that could hold you!
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| | | a street car named "my assholes ripping"
oh where oh where has my black jesus been? | | | |
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| | | "Who in Holy Hell put that building here? I swear it wasn't here a minute ago!" | | | |
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| | | The easy 1-2-3 way to get that bay window you always wanted, when it is against town ordinances. | | | |
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| | | is this the drice thru crack house? gimme a 20...bitch...heres your brick. | | | |
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| | | I am sure the garage was here before I went to the pub?
Come on guys stop joking it was wasn't it? | | | |
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| | | What a bloody tragedy! Tony Blair lost control of the wheel and drove his country right into collusion with that Smirking Chimp, George Bush! | | | |
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| | | "How come Microsoft never released a patch for that kind of Windows crash?" | | | |
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| | | "Crashing a party, literaly...."
-my god, that was a bad joke...sorry | | | |
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| | | Ooooh! I though you said to turn right on Main St..... | | | |
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| | | Congratulations go to Droopy69_69_69 for the worst caption ever! Droopy, if your next one isn't 72x better, I'll send you a jar and postage and you can send me your eyeballs. | | | |
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| | | Aw, cut poopysexualposition some slack. There's not that much to werk with here. | | | |
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| | | If you get his eyeballs can I have his brain? I want to add it to my collection of miniatures. | | | |
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| | | Thie is what happens when you combine one crane, your car, your house and a demolition crew you just pissed off by calling them woosies. | | | |
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| | | Well, btw. what is a hole?
When in one area in a wall is no wall then we call this a hole, right?
But when there is a door in a wall, then there is not a giantic hole, but simply a door.
Even if our lingo is very twisted, itīs rad that nobody normally runs into a wall....... | | | |
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| | | I tried to read your sentence but it's ruined my brain. Now my head is smoking and everythign smells like catcrap. Thanks. | | | |
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| | | "Ay, Nigel, this bleedin' Wendy's looks like your living room!" | | | |
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