Let's just save everyone the trouble and go nude at all times. It's fun, liberating, and it would put these guys out of business! (Which is always fun)
Goddamn you Ninja! Why not just once be for something 100%. You always leave me to pick up that last few %. Well I'm not doing it this time. In fact I'm only for it 90%. So now let sombody else pick up the extra 13% you fucking slacker.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.