He's a fat bellied little bug muncher. Cool.

Yknow why they call them camel spiders? Because they shave some hair off of camels to make their nests. Apparently, some army guys over in Iraq have been waking up with less hair than they went to sleep with, and a few people find a couple of these things in their bed.

So THAT explains my bf's receeding hairline! :D Actually he didn't say anything about actual contact with those things, but he saw them and I think he saw bugs much bigger and freakier than that. The worst contact he had with unpleasant creatures (besides the locals) was when he detected a strange odor near his rucksack. He dumped out the contents, which now included two dead baby decomposing rats. Ohhh Isn't it romannnnn tiiiccc...