Don't worry Republican toadies, It will be "Announced" sometime in Sept. or October that we have captured Osama Bin Laden. This will fuel the re-election bid of Dubya, and further trounce the freedom of the American Citizen. Damn, I haven't posted this comment yet, however the guys in the black cars are already pounding on my door. WAKE UP AMERICA!!! ANYBODY BUT BUSH!

That does seem to be the general consensus, and I would not be surprised at all if that were the case. I don't think that we've already caught him and they're just waiting to announce it, but I have heard lots of large talk about a huge upcoming operation in Afghanistan (lots of doods have already been deployed there for it) in the summer, which is, hey looky! Just before election time. Wouldn't it be cute if bin Laden's henchmen struck again somewhere because we didn't grab him when he knew where he was because we were waiting till it was closer to election time?? CUTE!!! :D

fuckin' internet is going to turn me into a paranoid conspiracy freak.

Yeah well, welcome to Linkswarm.

The administration just might "find" some WMD's in Iraq as well, that would be super!!!
If Bush is reelected, I will revolt.

You are revolting enough...

How? By burning Jews with flaming monkey cum?

damn you lucky, now it don't look right

Actually, now that I look at it closer, you made my well-crafted zinger look better. Thanx!

If Bush is re-elected and it is considerably due to the sudden "findings" of bin laden and/or WMD, I'll put the blame exactly where it belongs: LINKSWARM. No wait, they'll vote for anyone as long as they're republican. So... Alabama, then. I dunno, wherever the voting percentage is the dumbest.

I'm glad i can spark such interesting commentary, but props to Lucky, I am rather disgusting looking. I share the same wish as you, to have the stunning looks of a young Harrison Ford.

WTF, Harrison Ford??!! He's a fagg0t.

Fuk that. Harrison Ford ruled. At least he did back in the day before he decided to become wooden and dead.

Look at the faces he makes when being sarcastic and snide when they get into that big ewok, imperial fighters, i love you i know scene in Return of the Jedi. My brother and I used to watch him in slow motion and laugh into our happy meals.

Didn't he date Calista Flockhart?

Anyone who dates Ally McBeal HAS to be gay. She looks like a twelve-year-old boy.

He used to be a good actor but anorexic Callista sucked the soul from out of him.

At he worst he still should have been able to find some one better to fuck.

Hey cent! It made my day to learn that you are ugly as well as priggish. Fuck You!

I'll bet 2 tons of un-polished platinum that Bin-lada 'shows' up before elections, not that is really matters who the prez is, Gary! were you at!

Your right, it doesn't matter who it is as long as its Bush!!!