Yeah, that place is a fukin' mess. The common misconception is that the war ever ended in the first place, so we wouldn't be going back to war, just killing more doods all up in their base. More of OUR doods have been killed since the "end of major battle" than "during major battle", so there's that nice little piece of fluffy pegasus love too. *woot*

I think I've figured out what is really going on. It's devilishly clever.

1. President Bush in a world class acting performance convinces the entire world that he is a dopey ineffective Texas hillbilly moron.

2. As part of his act he allows our evil terroristic psycho enemies to believe that every aspect of the war in Iraq is being grossly mismanaged.

3. Acting on this false belief every Islamic maniac in the world is even now heading for Iraq where they mistakenly believe that they can kick some American ass and get away with iy.

4. When all the bad guys get there we will suddenly pull back our troops and nuke the entire place until it becomes a rather attractive slab of glow-in-the-dark glass slag

5. With all of our psycho islamic terrorist enemies now a permanent part if the Iraqui landscape all the other bad guys are afraid to mess with us and the world is once again safe for democracy and big oil companies

6. With the success of his clever plan the president drops his false moron personna, the USA once again has the love and respect of the entire world, the economy gets better, we all get rich and there is free beer and ice cream for everybody.

A couple of my friends are scheduled to deploy into iraq in feburary, so the "war" is going to last at least from now until then.

And a brigade from Weeman's division is going back there in March of '05, most likely for another 12 month deployment. I can tell you now, this is going to continue for years. Quite a few.

every culture has it's day in the sun.

I'm come on.. Jawa's are mostly peace full nomads who scan tatooine for spare droid parts. It's the sand people you need to worry about.

Yeah. It's the sand people you have to worry about. I just now heard that a guy from nearby is comming home in a body bag next week.

It's not like Viet Nam though. The VC were never half as crazy as these guys.

Meh, the jawas were ok, they really didnt want to hurt anyone......Do you think the jawas and the ewoks are related?

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the Jawa's have glowing eye's. Ewoks don't. However, they are roughly the same hight, and most of us probably imagine some sort of ewok looking creature under those robes. To beleive jawa's are ewoks is similar to beleiving ewoks are baby chubacca's... it's all good.

Chewbacca was a wookie. And I think the jawas' eyes dont really glow. I think its more like a dog's eye. If there is too much light, the eye just reflects it back, making it look like the eye glows. Plus, the ewoks and jawas talk in a similar language.

Jawas/ewoks, sunnis/shiites. I say we just drop a bomb on Tatooine and Iraq and have some fuking pina coladas and a hooker while watching Monday night football and don't forget the extra bbq sauce, bitch.

I liek that plan and am 93% behind you on it.

What happened to the other 7 % ?

Goddamn it. I guess I'll have to be in favor of Momad's plan 107 % to make up for it. Fucking Slacker!

I don't care for bbq sauce on my hooker.

You don't gotta use bbq sausce. You can use honey mustard or grape jelly or something.

Bleach. It rids her of nasty vermin, softens her skin, and exposes her organs.

Bleached Blands aren't my type.