I was watching a sample porn video I found on the internet today and this chick was using an odd pizza-cutter type thing to stimulate the other chick's happy-fun place. I was all like, shit, that's gotta hurt, but apparently it didn't. It actually looked like a horse spur, like what cowboys use.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
THAT'S ONE WET BEAVER
