subservient chicken
tell the chicken to do shit, and WOW, he does it!!

by drcube 1182 Reads
on Thu Apr 08 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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SexNinjaThu Apr 08
 
Piss guzzler
 
 
MOMADThu Apr 08
 
He's good at dancing, jumping, and falling down, but watch this fucker just stand there motionless when you tell him to eat his own foot. Bastard.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 08
 
Type in "president bush" (no caps).

Wtf is it doing?
 
 
MOMADThu Apr 08
 
He also won't break anything , pretend he's being eletrocuted, OR tell me i'm beautiful. WTF, cube?

 
 
natedogmillerThu Apr 08
 
that is the most disobediant, bearded, angel-winged, garter belt wearing chicken i have EVER had the displease to meet!
 
 
natedogmillerThu Apr 08
 
er... displeasure........stupid chicken
 
 
azron123Thu Apr 08
 
Now that I'm done teasing it I realized that I didn't tell it to choke the chicken.

BRB
 
 
azron123Thu Apr 08
 
If you tell it to choke the chicken it jumps around and play with it's ass. If you get more straight foreward and tell it to jerk off a message blocks the screen that warns that it's doing things not suitable for viewing by all audiences.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 08
 
Haha, tell it to rub its nipples.
 
 
chachachiaThu Apr 08
 
he showed me his cock
 
 
LuckyLucianoThu Apr 08
 
i told him to knock his television on the ground and use it as an alter to summon the devil, but all hes doing is areobics.
 
 
barch97Thu Apr 08
 
what's it take to get him to stick the lamp up his ass? the tall one in the back...
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 08
 
I typed in "blowjob", but all I got was a finger waved in my face.

Fuking cock-tease.
 
 
wolferThu Apr 08
 
i told him to get lost and he jumped on the couch and almost fell over
 
 
azron123Thu Apr 08
 
As a group it seems that we are all as easily amused as a bunch of special olympics rejects. Cool!
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 08
 
OMG, like, totally, az!!1111

 
 
wolferThu Apr 08
 
cake makes me poop...yeeeaa
 
 
LuckyLucianoThu Apr 08
 
But, isnt the whole premise behind the special olympics to entertain and amuse those of us who arent retarded? Have you learned nothing from that south park episode where cartman enters the special olympics?
 
 
MOMADFri Apr 09
 
"i told him to knock his television on the ground and use it as an alter to summon the devil, but all hes doing is areobics. "

Being at work 2 hours earlier than usual after only 4 hours of sleep makes that the funniest fukin thing I have ever read in my entire life.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Fri Apr 23
 
Tell him to breakdance, he'll do the worm
 
 
DumbskullFri Apr 23
 
I asked him to choke his...
The next thing I know there were feathers flying all over the room!
 
 
BlackJesusFri Apr 23
 
This thing isn't so good, he didn't respond at all MY ASSHOLE IS RIPPING
 
 


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