"I'm a filthy mutherfuker. Don't make me cough on you, bitch."

"Godamn! Diffusing shit bombs is the worst job in the world!"

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN LEMURS.

.after a long day of relaxing in my septic tank.... I like to but on my sunday best to impress the ladies

I love life , me

Stooopid man licks powered up Tesla Coil....

phew. and i thought it was gonna be bad

are you wearing lipstick?

No, but he is wearing your underwear.

I don't wear underwear :)

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND.

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As are his underwear.

This is Bill. Bill has just discovered, the hard way, the dangers of attempting rough anal sex with a lactose-intolerant bohemian east german woman who had consumed a gallon of 2% milk an hour earlier. Let us all learn from Bill. Bad, bad Bill.

I so Tired.

Welcome to planet Hollywood, this is Warproject and he will be your waiter this evening.

I fought life and life is fucking winning :(

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I naturaly look like I'm melting.

Proctology school is a bitch

where the fuck is my will work for food sign?

Why no , sir, I do not know what happened to your wife's dirty underwears.

After a log hard day of raping zoo amimals, I like to come home and photograph how I look for my photo album. As you can see today was a good day. I managed to rape 3 seals, a llamas and a hippo, but I spent hours crawling in the bushes to do it.

After a log hard day of raping zoo amimals, I like to come home and photograph how I look for my photo album. As you can see today was a good day. I managed to rape 3 seals, a llamas and a hippo, but I spent hours crawling in the bushes to do it.

twice for good measure?

THIS MAN IS A WHOER.