If that apology is NOT meant to be totally sarcastic, I owe you a beer, dude.

ummm, I'm sorry for the lame whale penis joke.

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I meant to further demean the reporter by positing something else equally useless and absurd. The lame whale dick joke was a description of the rather large whale appendage in a previous post as being just a jumbo, gay, california roll, which is a sort of american style sashimi sold in all the grocery stores and popular sushi bars here in colorado. I should have considered that fish on the east coast are probably poison.

It's true, dude. Everything on the east coast is poison. I'm not kidding, either.

I don't know about poison. A deep dark black hole that you can never escape from maybe. But surely nothing as bad as poison.

Dude a california roll is not sashimi of any style.

This is the stuff that concerns you when you don't get to have sex.

not actually true!

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