SexNinjaMcDeath: i really want to hope you actually went to google and banged away a search for 'huge whale penix.' other wise this just isn;t that funny.
Let me be the first to say I think you should take it on the road. Why, with a million-gallon tank and a harem of come-crammed whales, you could be rolling in it!
Just imagine if that were your job. I'd tear my eyes out and chops of my hands and burn them after I learned how to make fire with my feet, then I'd jump out in traffic. whoa........
Vasudeva, do you know her? I think she's prime for being in the first official Megarad/Linkswarm whale porn production. We'll corner the market. It can be bigger than Paris and Janet together.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
