Weird... that bran muffin was in a dream I had the other night. I was in my kitchen with Topher Grace from 'That 70s Show' and Tina Fey from SNL and we were all trying to make toaster strudel made from over-cooked spaghetti and bon bons. Suddenly, from having the microwave, toaster, and ceiling fan on all at once, we blew a fuse, and as the Germans showed up and Tony Blair crashed the party, the bran muffin said "go for the gold!" and we all put on togas and watched "Weekend at Bernie's." I wasn't sure if I should mention this, but all that was a total lie and I'm almost completely sober.