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HELLO, MY NAME IS SEXNIGERMCKARATE AND I'M APPLYING FOR JOB AS PORN STAR. MY COCK IS 12 FEET LONG.

by SexNinja 1145 Reads
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hastingsWed Mar 17
 
Good one. SexNinja's creed: never pass up a chance to be offensive.
 
 
azron123Wed Mar 17
 
Hey, that's what we're here for.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Mar 18
 
"SexNinja's creed: never pass up a chance to be offensive."
Only offensive to you, apparently.
 
 
azron123Thu Mar 18
 
I was offended too. Really I was.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Mar 18
 
That must suck for you.
 
 
azron123Thu Mar 18
 
Nah. I expect to get offended at least twice a day.
 
 
hastingsThu Mar 18
 
Just the "niger" part.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Mar 18
 
Yeah, that was really asshole-ish of me. I'll use "whetbak" next time.
 
 
vasudevaFri Mar 19
 
Fuk this offensive behavior. We should be real nice to each other. We can decide on nice policies and procedures and anything in question should be sent to a referendum in the forums three times a day where we can decide who gets to say what.

SexNinja, we're going to start with you, for crimes of social offense.



You fuking niger.
 
 
SexNinjaFri Mar 19
 
"We can decide on nice policies and procedures and anything in question should be sent to a referendum in the forums three times a day where we can decide who gets to say what."

That's actually a pretty good idea. Make it happen, playa.
 
 
hastingsFri Mar 19
 
Looks like Vasudeva's panties got into a knot. An occasional objection from me and you all sound like you're on the rag, which is funny, since I didn't think you gave a rat's ass. Get a grip. Long live the first amendment.
 
 
SexNinjaFri Mar 19
 
The first amendment is gay. And you started this, Hasty. Don't pussy out now.
 
 
hastingsSat Mar 20
 
Ain't nobody pussying out on this. You were the one who said Sharpton was a "stupid niger" and remarked about "Niggeria". That's just fucked up. I'm not objecting to anything else, whether it's porn, movie clips of people getting beat up, or any other weird or funny stuff here. You've got every right to post that, just as I've got every right to object, therefore the 1st amendment isn't gay, America is the land of the free, home of the brave, etc. I don't know what all-white enclave (or African- American-less enclave) you're living in that makes you think that you're cool in your prejudice. Or if you're not prejudiced, just living by the FTW mindset, you've got to realize that your going to piss people off from time to time. You fellas apparently aren't used to criticism, other than from Vasudeva's mom.
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
I don't recall saying Sharpton was a stupid niger, but if I did he deserved it. I don't think you "get it" yet, so I'm going to be as kind as possible here. When the word "niger" is used on this site, I want you to take a very close look at the context of its usage. BY AND LARGE, there is no perceived racial component to it. Occasionally, there is, such as the "Niggeria" thing, but that's only because it was unavoidable. I would have used it regardless of their race. Read the story. THEY DESERVED TO BE CALLED THAT. I used the word in place of "dumb shits". It does not matter to me what your skin color is, If you do pull stupid-ass shit like refusing to vaccinate your kids based on some bullshit spewed forth by a religious leader, expect to be called that. Get it now?
 
 
hastingsSat Mar 20
 
Well thanks for the full disclosure. I've always gotten it, and always disagreed. That's why I quoted the scene in "Three Kings" where Ice Cube talks about acceptable alternatives for "sand nigger". The Sharpton bit was about how he or people on his campaign filled out forms wrong or something like that. "Dumb shits" works fine, though maybe "Nigeria: A Nation of Assholes" works better.
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
Now, let's let this poor thread die with dignity.
 
 
vasudevaSat Mar 20
 
hastings: Looks like Vasudeva's panties got into a knot.

My panties? Nop. My panties are not knotted. I only took your most recent perception of social injustice as an opportunity to heap abuse on my compatriot sexninja. You, on other hand, are like some kind of Martha Stewart for NiceSpeak.

Look to your own panties, sir.

An occasional objection from me

Occasional? These little power-to-the-downtrodden rants of yours comprise -- without actually looking -- probably 85% of your content. Just a note. Martha.

and you all sound like you're on the rag, which is funny, since I didn't think you gave a rat's ass.

And I don't. I'll bet a dollar against your wooden tooth SexNinja don't either.

Get a grip. Long live the first amendment.

Right on, you fuking niger. Try not to trip and fall on a sack of cocks on your way home.

P.S. I'm going to look into making these little comment boxes auto-formatting, with a preview. Berating your unquashable goodness was an annoying exercise in HTML tags.
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
Even though this thread groans and cries out for the sweet release of death, we continue to poke it with a dog shit-dipped stick.

"Try not to trip and fall on a sack of cocks on your way home"

I'm going to steal that.

 
 
azron123Sat Mar 20
 
You always steal all the good stuff. Why don't you steal some of the drek once in a while?
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
It's not in my nature.

And there it is. 20 posts on a thread that I didn't think would have a one. Good job, Hasty.

 
 
azron123Sat Mar 20
 
21
 
 
vasudevaSat Mar 20
 
Nop.
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
:)
 
 
hastingsSat Mar 20
 
Beat the dead horse some more. This is all I've posted about, so the ratio's 100%. I've posted on maybe 5 threads total. Ever. That's occasional. I'm sure SexNinja's not burning crosses in his free time, I just think he uses "niger" too easily.

Vasudeva, on the other hand, has proven me wrong, he does give a rat's ass, or he wouldn't have gone through all the trouble of finding bloody vaginas, annoying himself with html tags and just let the thread die. And maybe he's not on the rag, maybe he just needs his diaper changed.
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
 
 
vasudevaSat Mar 20
 
 
 
SexNinjaSat Mar 20
 
 
 
azron123Sun Mar 21
 
 
 
hastingsSun Mar 21
 
it keeps getting funnier.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
You do realize the funny is directed at you?
 
 
hastingsSun Mar 21
 
It gets funnier because I thought you wanted the thread to die. You've said your part, I've said mine, and it keeps running. Like the energizer bunny, but with vaginas.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
Fucking pules. The vaginazizer. Quite secksual on the dewy grass of tomorrow's sun drenched morn.

?

 
 
azron123Sun Mar 21
 



You guys need one of these.
 
 
fastlaneSun Mar 21
 
Hastings are u a niger or just a stoopid niger lover?
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
Now you've ruined it, fatlana, hater of blacks.

Sex the hammers, penis call. Where do I go from there now that the sands of my virginity are awash with the blood of gerbile trash virgins?

 
 
fastlaneSun Mar 21
 
Glad to be of service fuknigareaper. I dont hate blacks. Just the nigers.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
Service comes, his hairy asscrack bathed in the happy-faced light of bored, overworked housewives, crying out for their washing machines to be fixed. Nail the Glad whores with your Craftsman wrenches, good sir!
 
 
lefenSun Mar 21
 


P.S. I'm going to look into making these little comment boxes auto-formatting, with a preview. Berating your unquashable goodness was an annoying exercise in HTML tags.


I use pre tags because I'm such a fucking clever bastard :)

 
 
lefenSun Mar 21
 

but i'm clearly not clever enough to use line breaks :)
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
shit. 41 fuking posts on this crappy thread.
 
 
azron123Sun Mar 21
 
42
 
 
vasudevaSun Mar 21
 
Nop.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
:/
 
 
azron123Sun Mar 21
 
Yeah. The answer is always 42.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
Good old number 42. Is there anything it can't do?
 
 
azron123Sun Mar 21
 
Probably it can't end this thread.
 
 
SexNinjaSun Mar 21
 
all right
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
I win?
 
 
vasudevaMon Mar 22
 


See here. I tried to claim this thread in the name of Anglund, but as part of our new accord with the dolphins, we ran it by them and they nearly shat themselves. Deuced uncivil folk, but agreements are agreements. No one wants this thread, so the goddamn Fronch can have at it! Here you go, frogs!
 
 
azron123Mon Mar 22
 
42
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
I see yer 42 and raise you... 52
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
I win.
 
 
vasudevaMon Mar 22
 
No you fuking do not. *I* win. It's totally obvious, you little bastard!
 
 
azron123Mon Mar 22
 
I already won! Forty-Fucking-Two! I Win!
 
 
azron123Mon Mar 22
 
Shit! I typed in "42" on post number 42. You just can't go any more fucking winner than that. Nobody fucking cares. Goddamnit. This thread is too long. And I don't even really remember what it was about but I know now that it will never really fucking end because every one is determined to have the last word. It's like being stuck in the fucking twilight zone ..... I win...I win....

Stay back don't fucking touch that keyboard you bastards. It ends here Goddamn you all to hell!
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
What's the longest thread (for a news article) on this site?

/from hell

 
 
vasudevaMon Mar 22
 
You mean for a link, or for a news article? (LinkSwarm or Megarad?)
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
A Linkswarm news article.
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
I lurked here for awhile before signing up, and I don't remember any threads as long as this. And this is getting gay. I won't post here any longer. Unless I decide to.
 
 
natedogmillerMon Mar 22
 
 
 
natedogmillerMon Mar 22
 
what the crap? apparently when you type something in > < those little mother fuckers, it comes up blank. what i REALLY meant to say was, insert random comment, because i thought it to be partially witty, and perhaps it might give someone a chuckle or two at how insanely long this thread has gotten. oh yeah, i win.
 
 
natedogmillerMon Mar 22
 
what the hell is a Fronch
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
 
 
SexNinjaMon Mar 22
 
I think that sums up my time here pretty well.
 
 
azron123Mon Mar 22
 
42 Goddamnit!
 
 
SexNinjaTue Mar 23
 
Fuck yer 42.
 
 
SexNinjaSat May 08
 
I win.
 
 
vasudevaTue Jan 24
 
Nop.
 
 


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