Half of all young Americans will get a sexually transmitted disease by the age of 25, perhaps because they are ignorant about protection or embarrassed to ask for it, according to several reports.
Doorknob disease, also known as Pudsniffers Syndrome, better known as Hairlips Lament, sometimes called Inflamed Stinkknuckle, referred to in some locales as Knockroot Cheese, and written about in the New England Journal of Medicine as Professor Yardley's Bitchwhisker.
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