This survey is sad. It doesn't have any of the right answers. Whether you choose A, B, or C, Martha Stewart recommended it at one point or another.
Here's my answers:
1. To prep your home for a party you...
d) scrape my socks off the floor, hide the jerk towel, clean the sink area, DONE. Oh yeah -- if the bathroom is hideous, I might do something about that.
2. Informing guests of an upcoming get-together involves...
d) email, IRC; if I forgot anyone, tough shit.
6. Diners will...
d) grab whatever the fuk they can, when they can.
9. To keep guests in good spirits...
d) I play "sick porn" movies of coprophilia, shared Asian vomiting, and macabre driving accidents.
10. In the end, when the entertaining's done, the highlight of your evening was...
d) puking in front of the guests no one knew that well.
I am a good host. ^_^
