www.1337-online.com
This site will teach YOU how to be 1337.

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on Thu Dec 12 2002 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaThu Dec 12
 
All I will say is, hit the movie. If that doesn't each you about different life forms, then I dunno what will.

Oh wait. THIS WILL TOO. ^__^
 
 
STRAT0TELEThu Dec 12
 
Hey, My friend submitted this page to this site (Mikekingkol). I wrote all the stuff on the site, and the flash movie. It's basically my site, except mike did the games section. Do you guys think it's any good, from a computer geek point of view. Anything i could add or improve?

Thanks
 
 
metatronThu Dec 12
 
MY EYES!
That is some sorry ass shit.
Suggested improvement: REMOVE FROM INTERWEB FOR ALL ETERNITY!
 
 
STRAT0TELEThu Dec 12
 
:( that hurt's. I never said I was a good artist. I can't draw anything. As you can see.
But it's meant to be a joke of 1337-ness. I hope you can recognize this.
 
 
metatronThu Dec 12
 
Awww. Come on now. You know how Megarad is - we just talk shit for the sake of talking shit. I've got nothin' but love, man, nothin' but love. However, this does not excuse the utter madness that is your flash animation. I'm afraid it might cause seizures.
 
 
vasudevaThu Dec 12
 
Pussy. That website makes suck faeces. It does link to us, though, which is why I'm staying my hand and not bombing it off the grid with my secret satellite hookup.
 
 
STRAT0TELEThu Dec 12
 
Holy shit! I didn't know you had that power. Teach me not to question megarad ever again. You people want to make me cry ;(, I worked so hard on that 1337 site, and j00 n00bs keep talki// smack about it. It sux0rz being a head of your time.
 
 
vasudevaThu Dec 12
 
HAHAHAHAHA.

:|
 
 
kHzFri Dec 13
 
The 1337 site is, by far the most amazing thing I have ever seen on the internet. The power, the grace, the style and the form are only a few of it's best features. A remarkable piece of craftsmanship that titillates the human soul right to the point of self-sacrifice. Beautiful work gentlemen and I give you the virtual high-five. I like the way my grandmother smells early in the morning.
 
 


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