At today's meeting with Congress to discuss the country's progress on the war in Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld, obviously influenced by the President, was quoted as stating that "our neat-o fighter jet dealies" took off and "went zoom", with which he accompanied various sounds resembling "vrooommm", "whoooosh!" and "neeeeeeeer..... ratta ratta ratta!". In conclusion, he added a series of hand gestures, stating they "swooped down 'like this'". The Secretary's coffee was purportedly later switched to decaf, his lunchtime martinis reduced to 4, and his medication upped to 100 cc's.
