Let's see if I have this straight. Two women want to suck this guys dick and he tries to run away. ( dumb thing #1).

He struggles so hard they brain him (dumb thing #2) and give him blow jobs while he's unconscious (dumb thing #3).

He wakes up while they are riding him like a blow up doll (#4), runs away(#5), tells his family (#6) and the police(#7).

He's traumatized by the whole thing(#8).

The women get arrested (#9).

Either the guy is really really stupid or the bitches are really ugly. Maybe both. I need to see some pictures.

When they get out though they can come live in my town. They'll be very popular.

These are probably the same kind of Feminist Socialists that call for the castration of males. They should be spayed!!!

Oh...and 'No!' means 'No!'...right? Or does that apply only to the Feminist Socialists?

Greatest Date Ever.

The Duke of Albany, Washington, got it. Alright ive gotta go stand in a parking lot, later.

I don't care how ugly the women were. A blowjob is a blowjob is a blowjob.

I want to be raped by two women.

I hate registering never lets me down when it comes to him and the wimins

Well... to add to azron's list, i would say that another dumb thing is that the guy complained when he didnt even have to pay for the blow job. I mean, i could understand complaining about it if you payed $40, but this guy must be a full on gay if he doesn't like his dick being sucked by _2_ women at once.

Listen this dude was cheating on his wife and he is bad at cover stories.

These bitches (not that i dont will this have happend to me) are fucking stupid.
Why weren´t they going to the Red-Light district, waited a little while and getted a dick in her mouth and some Bucks too?

Crackwhores, reminds me of the low-price-whorehouse in Germany where you can fuck a hour for just 38 €, but hey thats not nearly as cool as blowjobs for free.

Bye Guys, i´m off to GB, to the "Duke of Albany "to be precise.

Sachsenpaule wtf are you saying? Are you going to england to give free blowjobs? Fag