God Damn! I love that guy! How can we get him to become a swarmer? He fucking belongs here.

Kerri Baker paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but ... the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

Hahaha. That rules. "Beautiful Goddess' indeed. If I could only count the number of ill-directed dimwits sporting the Japanese character for strength, or beauty, or Panther...

Excuse me, sir, could you please tattoo "I'm a big fukin Moron" across my forehead? K? Thanks.

Hahaha...Im glad that this happens to stupid people. If you are gonna get something permenant embedded into your skin, you should at least know what the symbols mean. I did it, its not really hard...

This guy is my hero

ima have to go see this guy seeeing that its only 20 minutes from where i live. maybe get a tat from him then beat the hell out him if he tries this stupid shit on me heh heh heh. im tattooed and i take it seriously. i hope the sue the living shjit outta him!

sue him!? Fuk that its the persons fault for being that naive as to what the symbols mean. I mean, if lucky can research the symbols, then thats proff that ANYONE can! this guy gets a handshake in my book.

Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.

.............. if it was only that easy

azron was right. This guy needs in. If I can find his email, I'm going to inform him of his honorary LinkSwarm account awaiting his use.

How would "trendy groupthinking attention whore" translate?

Despite the article I bet with a little free prepublicity we could get between 2 and 300 morons from any college in the country to sign up for a bargain priced, Genuine Japanese power symbol tatoo.

We could get at least 100 idiots from my college.

There'll always be one more idiot than you expected

We need to go on a hunt and find this guy. He needs to be apart of our crowd. ahhaha the man is a god.

Maybe we could get him to write "Linkswarm.com makes me wet" in Japanese on a bunch of stupid bitches