Upon closer inspection, I also spot a mysterious polaroid lingering near the drug tube. This scenario has now prompted me to reconstruct the accident to the best of my ability. Ahem:
- Brett Halfskull put on his best dingy ski jacket and drove away from the constraints of homelife to a brave new world unknown.
- Accompanying him were: a small bottle of valium which he had stolen from his unemployed wife (drug prescribed to her due to stress from 'having to deal with' a coke-snorting, prostituting, shoplifting 14 year old daughter Brandy - who is not actually Brett's daughter) and which he had just consumed the contents of not an hour prior to this glory moment, *AND ALSO* a Polariod that he had taken of said step-daughter in the basement while he thought she wasn't looking, when really she was happily posing for him as he hid in the rafters.
- In his valium/schlitz'd stupor he veers along the road at will, one hand vicariously on the wheel, the other on himself as he leers at the illicit polaroid of Brandy posing for the "hidden" camera, unaware that while he cruises she is on the horn with the marketing director of the Maury Povich show, who is successfully selling her on the offer to come to New York if she admits to being 10 times the trashslut she actually already is, which she agrees to do because to a sad spawn of trash like she is, at 14, the thought of getting a free hotel room in NYC for 2 nights is actually worth all that.
In the meantime, Brett - drunk, sedated, unaware - goes to change the radio station and BAM!. Fate catches up. Sorry, Brett.
You might have been a nice guy, but my above theory makes it much easier for me to study your post-mortem photos sans sympathy. The real loser here is your welfare-grubbing trashcan wife; she is now stuck with a whore of a kid who will likely throw her a grandchild to raise in a few months, her meal/booze ticket Brett is dead, and her only salvation, the fuking valium, is gone. I don't know how I came up with all this because of these pictures, but I think all it means is that Maury Povich should die.
