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Kiteboarding as death sport.
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Deciding vote went to: bObAcUs: +1 At the waters edge,humans enter the food chain, and not necessarily at the top.
Alpha votes:
0 by Dragonstaff
0 by spankerchief
0 by nurglets
+1 by wotak , GO SHARKS GO!
+1 by bObAcUs , At the waters edge,humans enter the food chain, and not necessarily at the top.
+1 by ghostrider
+1 by dent
-1 by dagwood , Aww, he died? Too bad, so fucking sad. News of the stupid.
-1 by shitbox , Beasts? Flesh tearing?
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| < Cornell Lab Of Ornithology |
My Life With Death > |
| | | | | | Who wrote this article, an 8th grader?
'not far from where a surfer was killed by ravenous sharks.'
'Schafer was about a quarter-mile offshore when the beasts attacked and began tearing at his flesh'
'the sharks had taken a 10-inch chunk out of his right thigh and bitten up his buttocks'
Hmmm, sensationalize much? | | | |
| | | | | | | When I read this, I had this sudden vision of a jealous girlfriend putting mackerel oil in his sunscreen bottle... | | | |
| | | | | | | h, his full time occupation is probably as a political blogger. | | | |
| |  | | | | | | | | | | | Person: Hi, I like to hang out in the ocean with sharks that might eat me, and then they eat me, and then I'm dead.
LinkSwarm: lol, sharks ate you | | | |
| | | | | | | | hoyaguru: Hmmm, sensationalize much?
Which is funny, because, it's as sensational as possible already, by virtue of being fucking sharks. | | | |
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